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TOP TEN THINGS THAT WILL GET YOU KICKED OUT OF THE MISS
AMERICA PAGEANT
10. Plant bloody tiara in other contestant's dressing room
9. Get caught in bed with Frank Gifford
8. Accidentally leave the price tag on your breasts
7. During the talent competition, constantly yell "Gong her!"
6. Wear sash that says "Bite Me"
5. When asked your hobby, reply "Rich elderly men"
4. Your talent? Eating a peach (VT peach-eating woman)
3. Shout to the judges, "Don't forget last night at the Marriott!"
2. List your favorite book as the Packwood Diaries
1. Stop smiling for a couple of seconds
Letterman, Friday, Septermber 15, 1995
) 1995 Worldwide Pants, Incorporated. All Rights Reserved